THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step
i need a cat friend *sobbing*
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
"but the nipples can be stimulated boohoo that makes them sexual hooo" men’s nipples can be stimulated too. it’s just you sexualizing female bodyparts.